Normlife

So today I was cleaning out my purse, and at the bottom of it I found...a fork. I had no idea how the fork had gotten in their. I certainly didn't put it in there. I asked Nathan about it and he said "Ohhhhhh."

Apparently, when we went to dinner at Olive Garden last Thursday, Nathan put the fork in my purse to see how long it would take for me to find it. He forgot he put it in there and I walked out with the fork still in my purse. Now, I wonder whose fault it is. I think it is Nathan's fault because he was the one who put the fork in the purse. He thinks it's my fault because I was the one who left the restaurant with it.

What do you think?

Nathan stole the fork.

Meghan was the mule.

It was the perfect crime.

Cue Ocean's 11 music.

Nathan: I want to steal every fork, in every Olive Garden, in one night.
Brian: You're gonna need like a hundred guys.
Nathan: How many you got?
Brian: 0, Meghan is a girl.

I'll give my moral support in this quest.

and my axe, etc etc.